Restore Your Gut Health. Restore Your Overall Health.

Jul 22, 2026

A Personalized, Root-Cause Approach to Lasting Wellness

At Well Humans, we believe that true healing begins with the gut. As your dedicated functional medicine health coach and functional practitioner, we provide a boutique concierge experience designed to uncover the root causes of your symptoms and create a personalized roadmap to wellness. Whether you’re experiencing digestive issues, fatigue, brain fog, skin concerns, or unexplained inflammation, an imbalance in your gut bacteria may be affecting far more than your digestion. Our goal is to help you restore overall health by healing from the inside out.

Our personalized approach includes:

  • One-on-one coaching tailored to your unique health history
  • A root-cause investigation instead of symptom management
  • Comprehensive lifestyle and nutrition recommendations
  • Ongoing guidance and accountability throughout your healing journey

Healthy Gut Bacteria Are the Foundation of Whole-Body Health

Your gut is home to trillions of microorganisms that influence digestion, immunity, metabolism, hormone balance, and even mood. When your gut bacteria become imbalanced, it can contribute to a wide range of chronic symptoms that leave you feeling less than your best. As your functional practitioner, we help identify the factors disrupting your microbiome and develop a personalized plan to restore balance naturally.

By improving gut bacteria, you may experience:

  • Better digestion and reduced bloating
  • Increased energy and mental clarity
  • Stronger immune function
  • Improved nutrient absorption
  • Enhanced mood and overall well-being

Concierge Functional Medicine Coaching Designed Around You

No two people have the same health story, which is why every wellness plan at Well Humans is completely individualized. As your functional medicine health coach, we combine advanced functional medicine principles with compassionate coaching to help you make sustainable changes that fit your lifestyle. Rather than offering temporary solutions, we focus on creating lifelong habits that support optimal gut health and vibrant living.

Your customized wellness plan may include:

  • Personalized nutrition strategies to nourish your microbiome
  • Lifestyle coaching to reduce stress and support digestion
  • Targeted supplement recommendations based on your individual needs
  • Ongoing progress reviews and adjustments as your health improves

Restore Your Overall Health with Well Humans

When your gut is balanced, your body is better equipped to heal, thrive, and perform at its best. At Well Humans, our concierge approach combines expert guidance, personalized coaching, and evidence-informed functional wellness strategies to help you restore overall health—not just manage symptoms. Whether you’re just beginning your wellness journey or searching for answers after years of frustration, we’re here to guide you every step of the way.

Why clients choose Well Humans:

  • Boutique concierge care with personalized attention
  • Expert support from a functional medicine health coach and functional practitioner
  • A root-cause approach focused on optimizing gut bacteria
  • Customized wellness plans designed for lasting results
  • A trusted partner committed to helping you restore your health naturally

At Well Humans, we believe better health starts with a healthier gut. By restoring balance to your microbiome and addressing the underlying causes of illness, you can regain your energy, improve your digestion, and restore overall health—one personalized step at a time.

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Fix Your Gut and Feel Your Best

carla alpert functional medicine practitioner

Hello and Welcome! My name is Carla Alpert, and I’m a Board Certified Functional Medicine Health Coach and Diagnostic Practitioner, focusing on the gut and how it affects your overall health. Think of me as a health detective and wellness coach working in partnership with you to restore your health. We work together to uncover the contributing factors to your chronic symptoms, to eat well, sleep well, move more and stress less.

I love the GI MAP test because it helps my clients and I discover gut dysfunction that may be contributing to daily digestive issues as well as other chronic symptoms like anxiety, fatigue and brain fog. I created this GI MAP Coaching Package to help you stop struggling with your health and get back to living your best life.

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What Clients Are Saying

Carla really helped me to figure out my gut pain and issues after so many years. I finally feel like I have energy and clarity around my health! She was so easy to talk to and helped me discover problem areas that were causing me so much distress, when no other doctors could help.
VICTORIA

Well Humans changed my life. I was diagnosed with Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis accompanied by chronic hives. It sprang up out of nowhere and caused bizarre “food allergies” that I’d never had before. Because of Carla’s coaching and dietary recommendations as well as GI Map testing, I can happily say that I am now symptom-free, and I have been in remission for over a year now. All of the doctors I saw told me I would have to deal with my symptoms because there was no cure, but here I am, back to living a mostly normal life. I highly recommend Carla and Well Humans for anyone looking for real answers and treatments that work.
KALYN

When working with Carla, you are in capable, compassionate, knowledgeable and caring hands. Carla truly cares about your well being and wants to help you be the healthiest that you can be. My health was truly suffering and with her guidance and suggested testing, we uncovered some issues that nobody else had uncovered, despite my going to some of the top rated medical institutions. My health and pain improved greatly due to Carla’s sleuthing…she knew where to look. Through many health challenges, I was quite emotional and Carla showed me what compassion looks like. If you want to truly improve your health, start with Well Humans.
BETH

Over years, I’ve tried various “alternative” medicine as well as conventional “western” medicine approaches. Skin ailments are hard to treat – so many aspects of a life can produce skin symptoms. I enthusiastically recommend Well Humans and Carla for a simple reason – I’ve experienced sustained, substantial improvement! I have hardly ever posted a review of anything, but writing this was an easy choice to make. I wish you all the best in your journey towards better health!
JON

I searched the U.S. to find someone who does what Carla does. Carla has used her knowledge, support and expertise to optimize my health and well-being with a blend of scientific medical tests, supplements and diet changes. I wasted a lot of time on my hunches, the internet and experiments with supplements and food and NOW i have an actual plan. Superb supportive knowledge and guidance. I highly recommend Carla. Grateful.
LISA

I never knew that I had a gluten allergy and intolerance until Carla discovered it in my blood work! I’m so grateful that she made this discovery and I have been gluten free ever since. I sleep better, don’t feel bloated and have much more energy. It was a life-changing insight.
ROB

Carla is very knowledgeable and kind. She helped me navigate a health issue with grace and the utmost care. Carla goes above and beyond with her clients and I highly recommend her. She genuinely cares!
ALLISON

I have been working with Carla for quite some time and she has helped me turn my life and health around. She is non-judgmental, and always wants the best for her clients. She is extremely knowledgeable and has a fantastic bedside manner. She has truly changed my life for the better and I will always be grateful for everything she has done.
ROB

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