Get Good Gut Health with a GI MAP Coaching Package
Hello and Welcome! My name is Carla Alpert, and I’m a Board Certified Functional Medicine Health Coach and Diagnostic Practitioner, focusing on the gut and how it affects your overall health. Think of me as a health detective and wellness coach working in partnership with you to restore your health. We work together to uncover the contributing factors to your chronic symptoms, to eat well, sleep well, move more and stress less.
I love the GI MAP test because it helps my clients and I discover gut dysfunction that may be contributing to daily digestive issues as well as other chronic symptoms like anxiety, fatigue and brain fog. I created this GI MAP Coaching Package to help you stop struggling with your health and get back to living your best life.
What Clients Are Saying
Carla really helped me to figure out my gut pain and issues after so many years. I finally feel like I have energy and clarity around my health! She was so easy to talk to and helped me discover problem areas that were causing me so much distress, when no other doctors could help.
Well Humans changed my life. I was diagnosed with Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis accompanied by chronic hives. It sprang up out of nowhere and caused bizarre “food allergies” that I’d never had before. Because of Carla’s coaching and dietary recommendations as well as GI Map testing, I can happily say that I am now symptom-free, and I have been in remission for over a year now. All of the doctors I saw told me I would have to deal with my symptoms because there was no cure, but here I am, back to living a mostly normal life. I highly recommend Carla and Well Humans for anyone looking for real answers and treatments that work.
When working with Carla, you are in capable, compassionate, knowledgeable and caring hands. Carla truly cares about your well being and wants to help you be the healthiest that you can be. My health was truly suffering and with her guidance and suggested testing, we uncovered some issues that nobody else had uncovered, despite my going to some of the top rated medical institutions. My health and pain improved greatly due to Carla’s sleuthing…she knew where to look. Through many health challenges, I was quite emotional and Carla showed me what compassion looks like. If you want to truly improve your health, start with Well Humans.
Over years, I’ve tried various “alternative” medicine as well as conventional “western” medicine approaches. Skin ailments are hard to treat – so many aspects of a life can produce skin symptoms. I enthusiastically recommend Well Humans and Carla for a simple reason – I’ve experienced sustained, substantial improvement! I have hardly ever posted a review of anything, but writing this was an easy choice to make. I wish you all the best in your journey towards better health!
I searched the U.S. to find someone who does what Carla does. Carla has used her knowledge, support and expertise to optimize my health and well-being with a blend of scientific medical tests, supplements and diet changes. I wasted a lot of time on my hunches, the internet and experiments with supplements and food and NOW i have an actual plan. Superb supportive knowledge and guidance. I highly recommend Carla. Grateful.
I never knew that I had a gluten allergy and intolerance until Carla discovered it in my blood work! I’m so grateful that she made this discovery and I have been gluten free ever since. I sleep better, don’t feel bloated and have much more energy. It was a life-changing insight.
Carla is very knowledgeable and kind. She helped me navigate a health issue with grace and the utmost care. Carla goes above and beyond with her clients and I highly recommend her. She genuinely cares!
I have been working with Carla for quite some time and she has helped me turn my life and health around. She is non-judgmental, and always wants the best for her clients. She is extremely knowledgeable and has a fantastic bedside manner. She has truly changed my life for the better and I will always be grateful for everything she has done.
Does This Sound Like You?
- Your bloating, constipation, diarrhea, heartburn, gas, anxiety, brain fog, skin issues, lack of sleep and low energy are a “normal” part of life.
- You’ve adapted to feeling this way and manage symptoms with over the counter medications or prescription pills.
- You’re constantly running in circles trying every “miracle” supplement and diet and getting nowhere.
- You’ve seen many practitioners and doctors and have spent A LOT of time and money with little improvement and you’re feeling depleted, exhausted, frustrated and hopeless.
This used to be me too and I can tell you from personal experience IT’S NOT NORMAL TO LIVE LIKE THIS—even as you age.
What If You Could Feel Really Well Every Day?
Deciding on a coaching relationship could make this your reality. The GI MAP Coaching Package is designed to help you get to the bottom of your chronic digestive distress so you can finally start feeling like yourself again. Along with your health history we’ll investigate the contributing factors to your symptoms using the GI MAP.
The GI MAP is a 1-day stool test that detects pathogens– including H Pylori and other bacteria, parasites, worms and viruses in the gastrointestinal tract.The lab uses quantitative PCR (qPCR) which “is one of the most powerful and sensitive gene analysis techniques available to detect the DNA of microorganisms.” The GI MAP also includes markers for immunity in the gut (SIgA), gluten sensitivity (anti-gliadin IgA), inflammation in the gut (calprotectin), pancreatic enzyme sufficiency (elastase), and occult blood.
With this package you will also have the option to add-on the Wheat Zoomer. This test has markers for Intestinal Permeability (leaky gut) in addition to immune markers for gluten and wheat. No more guessing if gluten is part of your problem!
We’ll use these healing opportunities to create a personalized protocol just for you and work side by side to cultivate your best health for the long haul. Finally you’ll have a clear plan to shift your focus off your health—to be fully engaged in yourself, your family and your life again!
How It Works
I don’t diagnose or treat symptoms specifically. I can’t heal you, YOU HEAL YOU. We work TOGETHER to find individual solutions for your unique situation and create a personalized plan together. We collaborate and you take ownership of your own process and care. I help to educate you, motivate you and guide you every step of the way with direction, information, resources and the utmost attention and care. Think of it this way—you drive the car and I help you navigate. I sit by your side, feed you nutritious snacks, explain the history of each stop on our road trip, hold your hand and let you rest on my shoulder when you need a break—until you reach your destination!
- Complimentary Consult and sign up
- Test(s) ordered and sent directly to your door with step-by-step instructions
- Samples completed within 1 week and sent directly to lab(s). (Results take 2-3 weeks)
- Results and Recommendations session (75-minutes and included personalized recommendations)
- Follow-up coaching session 3 weeks later (45-minutes)
Package Cost $575
- Initial Intake and test ordering
- Medical Symptoms Questionaire
- Behind the scenes review and personalized plan creation
- 75-minute Results and Recommendations coaching session
- 45-minute follow-up coaching session
- Email support
Cost of testing is paid directly to labs as follows:
- GI MAP $350 (average cost varies by state)
- Wheat Zoomer $250 (optional add-on)